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What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone.
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She reads them pig tales.
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a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40
years.
The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me
the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old
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"I know," said his
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visiting
China. After visiting all the tourist
attractions he decides to
inquire about the people and askes his guide:
"How large is the
population here?"
"Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers
American,
After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"
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and he tells his doctor that
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"Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes
before you leave the dock."
Steve says, "Will that keep me from
getting sick?"
The doctor says, "No, but it'll look real pretty in the
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on the aviation frequencies.
This was his first time
approaching a field during the nighttime, and
instead of making any
official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess
who?"
The
controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess
where!"
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