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How do you know that a elephant's been in the
fridge?
There are foot prints in the butter. "
Losowe wpisy
- » A police officer attempts to stop a car for
speeding and the
guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping
100 mph. He
eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls
over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long
day and my
tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse
for your
behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a
few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with
a cop about a week
ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to
give her
back!"
- » Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
- » Q: What do little trees say
on
Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
- » This blonde is so stupid,
she called me to
get my telephone number!
- » What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in
me!
- » I walked into a bar the
other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brought out a guy who
looked just like me.
- » Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell.
- » How did the man feel when he got a big bill from
the electric company?
He was shocked.
- » Q: What happens if you cross a
midget and
a computer?
A: You get a short circut.
- » Q:
Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It
was a chain letter.
- » What does an octopus take on a camping
trip?
Tentacles!
- » Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball.
- » How many judges does it take to
change a
light bulb?
Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves
around him.
Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do
it.
- » What is the difference between men and
pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
- » Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young
couple that
just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every
morning, when he
leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every
evening when he
comes homes, he brings her a dozen
roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly
know the girl."