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What is a vampire's
favourite soup
?
Scream of mushroom !
Losowe wpisy
- » Why can't meteorologists forecast the
weather?
-They are too busy studying comets and meteors
- » Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates
representing all the social,
economic, and ethnic communities.
A:
Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from
jerking.
A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they are
already part of
the environment.
- » What do you get if you cross a worm
and an
elephant ?
Very big worm holes in your garden !
- » The Doctor was
puzzled "I'm very
sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I
think it must
be drink. "
"Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back
when you're
sober."
- » Q: How many auto mechanics does it take
to change a light
bulb?
A: Six - One to force it with a hammer
and five to go out for more
bulbs.
A: Two, one to screw in all
the bulbs he has until he finds one that
fits, and the other to
tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the
whole socket.
- » How do you know that cats are sensitive
creatures?
They never cry over spilt milk !
- » Q: How many
bass players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his
left hand.
- » Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
"Are
you sexually active?"
A: "No, I just lie there."
- » Two psychiatrists were walking down a
hall.
One turned to the other and said, "Hello."
The other
one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
- » Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There's
nothing else to climb in the jungle.
- » Why did the hippie put his money in the
refrigerator?
He liked cold cash.
- » What do you get if you cross
a giraffe with a
dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
- » What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot
with a
vampire?
It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said,
"Who's a pretty boy
then?"
- » What did the mouse say to the
webcam?
Cheese.
- » I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
one only yesterday. What happened?
It Kermit-ted suicide.