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Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
baby in the
world?
She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.
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At halftime she was called down to answer questions
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thats
incorrect.
All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her
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give
her another chance!" So the host agrees and
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