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- » Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
to visit a
temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a
zig-zag.
At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji
that it
will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt.
Abu as
there will be no space at the top to turn around up there.
So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to
the
top of Mt. Abu in reverse.
After sometime the Sardarji
comes down of the hill in reverse..
When the man sees him, he
asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill
in a reverse gear.
The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill
so
he reversed his car.
- » What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
Beans
on post!
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen
!
Aileen who ?
Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
- » Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I'll be sober !
- » What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon,
you and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the
floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry
right now!"
What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah,
C'mon
blah, blah, blah, blah,
you and I blah, blah, blah, blah,
on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah,
no clothes blah, blah,
blah, blah,
right now !
- » Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
- » What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She
lays hand gren-eggs !
- » Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
the
top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
- » How do you spell "we" with two letters
without using the letters W and E?
U and I.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cuba
!
Cuba who ?
Cuba wood !
- » Why did the farmer put his cow on
the
scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clay
!
Clay who ?
Clay on, Sam !
- » What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !
- » Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40
years?
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
- » The little kid sat on the side of the road
with a fishing line
down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting
to humor him, a lady
gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked "How many
have you caught?"
"You're the tenth this morning," was the
reply.