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What sort of violin does a
ghost play?
A
dreadivarius.
Losowe wpisy
- » Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it
read "one at a time, please"
- » Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my
soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
- » Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be so sure?
I
was 10 years old yesterday.
- » Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !
- » How much money did the bronco have?
Only a
buck!
- » Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
- » What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
a day on the Internet?
Anything you like, they're not listening to
you anyway.
- » Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!
- » Q: Why did the blonde drive
into the
ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
- » What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a
watchdog?
A terrified postman.
- » How many lawyers does it take
to stop a
moving bus?
Never enough.
- » A small twin-prop
commuter plane was
hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who
vowed to kill one
of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions.
There were
two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast
geneticist.
The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain why they
shouldn't
be killed. The microbiologist (who studied bacteria) talked for 1
minute 59 seconds explaining that he studies bacteria, bacteria are
model organisms for the study of genetics and physiology etc. etc. and
finished with an emotional, bacteria-laden plea which had the
hijacker in
tears. When he was done, they turned to the yeast geneticist
who said,
"let me explain to you why yeast genetics is an important
discipline..." but he was interrupted by the microbiologist who
exclaimed "Shoot
me! Shoot me!"
- » Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
a biscuit
?
They are both ginger nuts !
- » Customer: Why is this
sandwich half eaten?
Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.
- » Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
four
minutes?
Because it's a FAST food!