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aardvark won by a
nose!
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kids half nuts, scrapped with the
neighbors at the slightest
opportunity, and even made neurotics of their cat
and dog with her
explosive temper. As the casket was lowered into
the grave, a violent
thunderstorm broke,
and the pastor's
benediction was drowned out by a blinding flash of
lightning, followed by
terrific thunder.
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St.
Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says,
"Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very
quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates
of heaven. "Religion?"
"Baptist."
"Go to room 18, but be
very quiet as you pass room 8."
A third man arrives at the
gates. "Religion?"
"Jewish."
"Go to room 11, but be very
quiet as you pass room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there
being different rooms for
different religions, but why must I be quiet
when I pass room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's
Witnesses are in room 8, and
they think they're the only ones
here.
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over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting
Radar".
"What is you position?" asked ATC
"You got radar
you find us" Air Force One replied.
After a few minutes ATC
announced "Air Force One we're changing
frequency"
"What
frequency are you changing to?" asked Air Force One
"You've got 720
channels - you find us!" ATC replied.
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time, caddy. It's
distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch,
sir, its a compass!"
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Hop
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1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could
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