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- » What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !
- » A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I'm not eating is when I'm sleeping!"
- » What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
- » Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
- » What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!
- » What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
- » A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses. "Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same." "Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."
- » Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
- » Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
- » Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
- » Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
- » Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken.
- » I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
- » What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
- » Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!