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Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
An
advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
Losowe wpisy
- » What's a cow's
favourite love
song?
When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
- » What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool.
- » Q: How many Cancerians does
it take to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a
non-disposable
diaper too!
- » I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw
was the back of her head!
- » "Look, guide, here are some LION
tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they
came
from."
- » Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make
your bed?
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to
keep
count!
- » 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his
mum.
'Because my new sneakers hurt.'
'That's because you have put
them on the wrong feet.'
'But they are the only feet I have.'
- » Q: What happens when a Polak
doesn't pay
his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.
- » Whats the difference
between a bitch and a
whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a
bitch sleeps
with everyone at the party except you.
- » Why
don't mexicans have checking
accounts?
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
- » Yo
mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she
said who threw the pebble.
- » A young businessman rented a beautiful office
and
furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in.
Sitting
there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wanting to
look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was
negotiating a big
deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge
commitments. Finally,
he put down the phone and asked the visitor
"Can I help you?"
The man said, "I've come to install the
phone."
- » Which burgers love to act?
Ham-burgers!
- » Q. If you were lost in
the woods, who would
you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe
player, an out of tune
bagpipe player, or Santa Claus?
A. The out of tune bagpipe player.
The other two indicate you have been
hallucinating.
- » Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my
questions ?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point
in me being here
!