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How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the way.
Losowe wpisy
- » Have you seen www.yawn.com?
Yes, but I'm
a bit tired of it.
- » Two guys
are out hunting deer. The first
guy says, "Did you see that?"
"No," the second guy
says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.
"Oh,"
says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, The first guy
says, "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second guy
asks.
"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over
there."
"Oh."
A few minutes later the first guy says:
"Did you see that?"
By now, the second guy is getting
aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I
did!"
And the first guy says: "Then
why did you step in it?"
- » What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?
The piggalo (piccalo).
- » Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and
banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans
Olaffsen's Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in
hell does that fit in here?" So
he walks into the shop and sees an
old Chinese gentleman behind the
counter.
The tourist asks,
"How did this place get a name like 'Hans
Olaffsen's Laundry?'"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks,
"Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me...is right
here," replies the
old man.
"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to
this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in
front was
big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your
name?' He
say,'Hans Olaffsen.' Then she look at me and go, 'Wh
at your name?'"
"I say Sem Ting."
- » We spend the first twelve months of our
children's lives
teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four
years telling
them to sit down and shut up!
- » Doctor, Doctor will this ointment
clear up my
spots?
I never make rash promises!
- » Why are vampire families so close?
Because
blood is thicker than water.
- » What do you call
a huge, ugly, slobbering,
furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?
Anything you like ? he
can't hear you.
- » Pupil:
Sir, would you mind e-mailing my
exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents don't have a
comuter.
Pupil: Exactly!
- » What did the
hail storm say to the
roof?
-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary
sprinkles
- » Q. What
kind of motor vehicles are in
the Bible?
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
- » Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make
sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
- » Did you know pillows
have their own
website?
Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
- » What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? -
Quattro
Sink-o
- » Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.