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A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one
and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair"
Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl
answered, "It's natural."
The guy walked by the second girl
and asked, "How'd you get such
pretty brown hair?"
Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural."
Finally the
guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get
such cool
green hair?"
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose,
then skimming it
through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
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