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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs.
(*smash*)
Losowe wpisy
- » How can you tell that
you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
- » How do you drive an accountant completely
insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a
road map the
wrong way.
- » When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what
should you do?
Take the words right out of his mouth.
- » What is the hottest part of a
man's
face?
His sideburns.
- » Customer:
Waiter, this food is repeating on
me.
Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brook
!
Brook who ?
Brook-lyn bridge !
- » What do you say to a naked pig?
"I never
sausage a body."
- » Why did the jellyfish's wife leave
him?
He stung her into action.
- » Policeman: Why did you
crash into
that stop sign?
Motorist: I was only following orders.
- » Why don't lobsters share?
They're
shellfish.
- » What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?
A short one!
- » Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet
on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
- » Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in
Iowa?
They couldn't find three wise men!!!
- » A car was driving down the
street when all
of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back
and forth
till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police
officer
pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "
Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I
saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer
looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
- » How to elephants talk to each other ?
By
'elephone !