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What was Camelot ?
A place where people
parked their camels !
Losowe wpisy
- » What are
the two greatest lies?
"The
check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your
mouth."
- » What is the bank manager's favourite
type
of football ?
Fiver side !
- » What did Adam say to Eve?
Stand back, I
don't know how big this thing gets!
- » Do you think my skin is starting to show its
age?"
"I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
- » The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy
Yuppette complained to
the Judge that her husband had left her
bed and board.
When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose
to his feet and
coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight
correction in the typing
of the charging documents. My client claims that
he left her bed
'bored'."
- » What do you call a bird that
lives
underground ?
A mynah bird !
- » Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open
an account with this
sort of money. They're wooden pieces!
Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
- » Q: What did the hat
say to the necktie? A:
You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!
- » How do sheep keep warm in winter
?
Central bleating !
- » Why do you never see zebras or
antelopes at Victoria
Station ?
Because it's a 'mane-lion' station
!
- » Q: Men will brag that
there are women waiting
by the phone at this very moment for their call.
Who are these
women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cookie
!
Cookie who ?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !
- » Our website should have more colour, more
games, more sound!
Look, what more do you want? Blood?
- » What's grey, stands in a river when it
rains and doesn't get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella !
- » A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains,
leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a
different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the
guy,
finally, the guy said to the old man: "haven't you ever done
anything
crazy and wild in your life" and the old man said "yah, I
have, I once
made it with a peacock and I was wondering if your my
son"