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Losowe wpisy
- » Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
for the
floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
- » What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
- » Why are fish so smart?
They are always in
schools!
- » What do gnomes fear
most about
Christmas?
They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
- » What word grows smaller when you add two
letters to it?
Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
- » The Runaway Horse
by Gay Topen
- » Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
- » An airplane pilot dies at the controls.
He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arrived' area.
There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The devil tells the pilot
that
he is going to get to choose his own hell, but first, the devil
has to
take care of something first, and disappears.
The
curious pilot looks behind door number one. He sees a pilot going
through flight checks for all eternity. He looks behind door number two,
and he sees a pilot that forever finds himself trying to resolve
emergency situations. He looks behind the last door, and sees a Captain
being
waited on hand and foot by scantily-clad
stewardesses.
The devil returns just as the pilot gets back to his waiting position.
He offers the pilot a choice of door number one or two. The pilot
says,
"I wanted door number three!"
"Sorry," replies the devil,
"that's 'flight attendant's
hell'."
- » Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
So they don't
become polly-saturated!
- » How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn.
- » With the divorce rate so high in America, a
new organization has been
formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever
a guy feels like getting
married, they send over a woman with
crulers in her hair, cream on her
face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag
him out of it.
- » Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A:
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
- » What is the difference between a horse and a
duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bean !
Bean
who ?
Bean working very hard today !
- » How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a
sty-scraper!