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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A
hoarse horse!
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- » Sherlock Holmes and Matthew
Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were
lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up.
What do
you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what does that mean to you?"
"Well, I guess it means we
will have another nice day tomorrow. What
does it mean to you,
Holmes?"
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
- » One evening this
Columbia Yuppie was
stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a
breath test by the
Howard County Police.
"Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently
as the Desk Sergeant slowly
read the print out and entered the
information in the arrest record.
"Disappointing to say the least,"
the Sergeant replied. "Chateau
Duvalier... 1962... rather thin...
not aged well at all."
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena
!
Athena who ?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
- » There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and
implants
- » Having passed
the enlistment physical,
Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want
to join the Navy,
son?"
"My father said it'd be a good idea, sir."
"Oh? And
what does your father do?"
"He's in the Army, sir."
- » What is the difference
between a drug pusher
and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it
again.
- » What's a snakes favourite dance ?
The mamba
!
- » Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a
cordless
phone.
- » What did one snake say to another ?
Hiss off
!
- » Q: How many
Chinamen does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make
light work.
- » If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
Windows box crashed...
Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
- » God is sitting up in his ivory
tower,
he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the
number
one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being
mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions. "What about
Mars," says one of them. "Nah I went there 15,000 years ago," says
God, "it was shit, no atmosphere and too dusty." "What about
Pluto,"
suggests another. "Nah I went there about 10,000 years ago," says
God. "Fucking freezing it was too." "What about Mercury," says
another. "It's nice but I went there about 5,000 years ago, I nearly
burnt
me bollox off it was that hot, never again," says God. "What
about
Earth then," suggests another. "You must be joking," says God,
"I went
there about 2,000 years ago, knocked up some Jewish bird,
and they're
still bloody talking about it."
- » What's a snakes favourite dance ?
The mamba
!
- » Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because
there's no body there!
- » Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria!