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- » Tech Support: "Which format are the images you
send?"
Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."
- » How do witches lose
weight?
They join
weight witches.
- » What did they do to the burger who thought he
was a
rooster?
Cook-a-doodle-do!
- » How do you stop a dog smelling ?
Put a peg on
it's nose !
- » Customer:
Waiter, this food is repeating on
me.
Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
- » A retired
four-star general ran into his
former orderly, also retired, in a
Manhattan bar and spent the rest of
the evening persuading him to come
work for
him as his valet.
"Your duties will be exactly the same as they were
in the
army,"
the general said. "Nothing to it - you'll catch on again
fast."
Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the
ex-general's
bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general
a gentle shake,
strode around
the other side of the bed, spanked
his employer's wife on her bottom
and said,
"OK, sweetheart,
it's back to the village for you."
- » Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a
chinese phone book
- » Q. Why
did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
- » Yo Mama's so fat that while
she's sits
on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse
me
mame, but the tide wants to come in."
- » How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
- » What type of wind is named after a young
deer?
Foehn
- » How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in
the eye
- » Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.
- » Q: What did one flea say to the other flea
when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a
dog?
- » Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other
mother was.