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- » Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
- » Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.
- » Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
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- » Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude
- » Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
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- » How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
- » Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
- » Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.