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- » Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
- » Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !
- » Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.
- » What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !
- » Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
- » My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.
- » Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
- » Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.
- » What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
- » Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
- » How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
- » How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.
- » If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.
- » What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
- » Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.