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I can't understand the critics
saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really
enjoyed it.
Losowe wpisy
- » Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip
and asked her
husband,
"How did Greg do on his history
exam?"
"Oh, not so good," he replied.
"But it wasn't his
fault. They asked him about things that happened
before he was
born!"
- » How did the basketball court get wet?
The
players dribbled all over it!
- » Why are spiders good swimmers ?
They have
webbed feet !
- » Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare!
- » Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
- » A mother was reading a book about animals to
her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child:
"Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother:
"Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed
little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice
replied, "Bud."
- » What's the worst thing about having to kiss
Grandma?
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the
head.
- » Scorcher Murphy was selling his
house, and
put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales
blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it,
he turned to the agent and asked,
"Have I got all ye say
there?"
The agent said, "Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask?"
Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part
with."
- » Why does the Philippines ban rectal
thermometers?
They cause too much brain damage.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bacon !
Bacon
who ?
Bacon a cake for your birthday !
- » While shopping at the
grocery store, I
noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was
labeled dolphin safe,
but the tuna packed in oil was not.
I mentioned this fact to the
blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I
wonder why?"
The
blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate
them."
- » Why did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done.
- » Did you know that
heaven and hell
are actually right next to each other? They are seperated
by a big
chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and
it
got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find
his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil
over and said "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan
agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely
rebuilt the
fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.
"Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and
put it
back where it belongs!"
"Yeah? What if I don't?"
replied the devil.
"I'll sue you if I have to," answered
God.
"Sure," laughed Satan. "Where are you going to find a
lawyer?"
- » Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cotton
!
Cotton who ?
Cotton a trap !
- » When is your mind like a
rumpled bed?
When
it isn't made up yet.