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Did
you hear about the Puerto Rican
secretary who was getting so experienced
she could type twenty
mistakes a minute?
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That's right.
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fits
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Who's there !
Brighton
!
Brighton who ?
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
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in Aspen lodge, where all
the psychologists were permited to ski
for free. Her husband asked her,
"How it went?". She replied, "Fine,
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A: It is the one with the kickstand.
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"Ya know, when
I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with
either of my
hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10
degrees if I tried
really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend
it about 20 degrees, no
problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and
now I can almost bend it in
half with just one hand" "So, "says the
second drunk, "what's your
point" "Well, "says the first, "I'm
just wondering how much
stronger I'm gonna get!"
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steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the
shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you
say I
just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
The
manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the
slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can
you show me something less expensive?"
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Claus's wife say during a
thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'
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upset walked
in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!"
he wailed.
"What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep
having the
same dream, night after night. There's this door with a
sign on
it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open."
"What
does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the
patient.
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hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the
church.
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Actor: Whose do you think they are?