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Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !
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Yo momma jokes - Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Cannibal jokes - What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
Religious jokes - A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good- natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day. So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?" And a great voice w as heard from above: "BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"
Dead and dying jokes - What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
Teeth jokes - What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
Bus jokes - Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?
Religious jokes - A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "Tell me, Becky, have you heard by chance what's going on in Rome?" "No," said Mrs Finkelstein. "I haven't. What's going on in Rome?" "A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among other things, decided that the Jews are not responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus." Mrs Finkelstein raised her eyebrows. "Indeed? And who is responsible, then?" "I'm not sure," said Mrs. Moskowitz. "I think they suspect the Puerto Ricans."
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink." The guy swears and walks out of the bar. Five minutes later the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar, and yells for a beer. Again the bartender says,"I'm sorry, sir...but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink!" Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back door of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a beer. Again, the bartender says to the man..."I'm really sorry, sir, but you've had too much to drink...you're going to have to leave!" The guy looks quizzically at the bartender and says finally, "My God, man... How many bars do you work at?!!!"
Money jokes - When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
Dog jokes - How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!
Answer me this jokes - If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
Weather jokes - Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs
Dirty jokes - Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Insect jokes - How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
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