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- » One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her
house,
sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The
blonde said that
her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some
coffee and
calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the
neighbor went back
over to the house and found the blonde crying
again. She asked her why
she was crying this time.
''I just
got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died
too!''
- » - Who likes music? - asks a
commander.
- Two soldiers step forward.
- All right. I bought a piano.
Take it to my apartment on the fourth
floor.
- » A Russian walks into a bar
and orders a
beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender.
"One ruble!"
the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty
kopeks!" "Well,"
replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks for the beer
and fifty
kopecs for the perestroika." Reluctantly, the customer
gives the bartender
a ruble, and is surprised when the bartender
gives him back fifty
kopecs and says, "We are out of beer."
- » What do you get if you cross a student and an
alien ?
Something from another universe -ity !
- » Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus VAT
- » Q: What is the difference
between a
flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic
light?
A: The color.
- » Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe
sex?
A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
- » Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because
they're full of anty-bodies !
- » A man was speeding down a Alabama highway,
feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared
speed
detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him
the citation, received his signature and was
about to walk away when
the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding,
but I don't think
it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around
me who were
going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go a
fishin'?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the
startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Did you
ever catch 'em all?"
- » The sailor came home from a secret two year
mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was
determined
to track down the father to extract
revenge.
"Was it my friend Sam", he demanded.
"No !" his weeping wife
replied.
"Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked.
"NO !!!" she
said even more upset.
"Well which one of my no good friends did
this then?" he asked.
"Don't you think I have any friends of my
own?" she snapped.
- » Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it
back,' Sam said.
- » How many students does it take to change a
light bulb?
None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
- » Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
To
see if blondes have more fun.
- » How many men does it take to make
popcorn?
Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the
stove.
- » How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
Collect!