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- » Iraq has just ordered two
thousand
septic tanks from Russia.
As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive
them, they are going to invade
Iran.
- » Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
hands
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth.
- » How do you stop a dog howling in the
back of a car?
Put him in the front.
- » Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because
they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
- » One day there were
two boys playing by a
stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went
over to it and the
other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at
the bush so
long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The
two boys
were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a
sudden
the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't
understand
why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught
up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My
mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I
felt
something getting hard, so I ran."
- » During a break on a North Dakota office
building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle.
"Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said.
"What
fer?" asked Pyle.
"Shorter hours."
"Good fer them!" said
the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty
minutes was too long fer an
hour!"
- » "Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions,"
said the father. "I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd
asked as many questions when I was a boy."
"Perhaps," said
the boy, "you'd've been able to answer some of
mine."
- » Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore wife is goin' ta
night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?"
"Uh huh," answered
Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican
baby, and we wanna
be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta
talk!"
- » Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
Halloween?
A: Dead.
- » What do you
call a litter of young dogs who
have come in from the snow ?
Slush puppies !
- » What is worse than raining cats and dogs
?
Raining elephants !
- » The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long
- » Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
Are you choking?
Lee: No, I'm serious!
- » Have you seen www.stickytape.com?
Yes, I
can't tear myself away.
- » The Insomniac by Eliza Wake