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Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !
Podobne wpisy
Yo momma jokes - Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
Weather jokes - What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts
Vampire jokes - How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.
Military jokes - This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.
Cowboy jokes - Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.
Frog jokes - What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - "Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"
Blonde jokes - These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
Cat jokes - Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !
Dead and dying jokes - What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
Farmer jokes - A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted, and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today." The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?" "No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."
Witch jokes - What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
E-mail jokes - How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
Insect jokes - Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !
Fishing jokes - Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!
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