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"Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a
divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client.
"Tell me about it.
Do you have a grudge?"
"Oh, no," replied Mrs. O'Connor. "Shure
now, we have a carport."
The solicitor tried again. "Well, does
the man beat you up?"
"No, no," said Mrs. O'Connor, looking
puzzled. "Oi'm always first
out of bed."
Still hopeful, the
solicitor tried once again.
"What I'm trying to find out are
what grounds you have."
"Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat -- not
even a window box, let alone
grounds."
"Mrs. O'Connor,"
the solicitor said in considerable exasperation,
"you need a reason
that the court can consider.
"What is the reason for you seeking
this divorce?"
"Ah, well now," said the lady,
"Shure
it's because the man can't hold an intelligent
conversation."
Losowe wpisy
- » Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
A: They were
raised in a zoo!
- » t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry
mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged
with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the
defendant.
"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this
shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beaver E
!
Beaver E who ?
Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !
- » How can you be sure you have counterfeit
money?
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
- » A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."
"What's the
problem?"
"When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked
me how much
I was willing to spend on her education."
- » How do dolphins send messages?
By
sea-mail.
- » What is a parrot's favorite
game?
Hide
and Speak!
- » The defendant
stood up in the dock and said
to the judge, "I dont recognize this
court!"
"Why?" asked the
Judge.
"Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was
here."
- » How do you find where a flea has bitten you
?
Start from scratch !
- » A man
answers the phone and has the
following conversation:
"Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has
been most
difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is
hard.
Well, you know how she is.
"Yes, I remember you warned me. I
remember you told me that
she was a vile creature who would make my
life miserable and
you begged me not to marry her.
"You were
perfectly right.
"You want to speak with her? All right." He looks up
from the
telephone and calls to his wife in the next room:
"Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"
- » What do you call a telephone call from
one vicar to another ?
A parson to parson call !
- » I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi
- » What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
rabbit?
Hare in your milk!
- » Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chest
!
Chest who ?
Chest-nuts for sale !
- » Q: What kind
of work does a weak cat do? - A:
Light mouse work.