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A woman and her lover are on the bed in the
woman's home,
when
all of a sudden, they hear the front door
open and close.
"Oh, no, it's my husband!"
The man says, "Where's
your back door?"
"We don't have a back door" says the woman.
The
man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?"
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