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What is a computer virus?
A terminal
illness.
Losowe wpisy
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chad
!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance !
- » What do you call 500
Natives running on the
race track?
The Indy 500.
- » What do rednecks do on
Halloween?
Pump-kin!
- » Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the
beach?
A: Public access.
- » I don't know
what it is that makes
you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
- » First person: Do you know how to
save five
lawyers who are drowning?
Second person: No.
First person:
Good!
- » Why did God create men
first? Because we learn
from mistakes.
- » As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided
to his
wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated
on you
throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told
you I was
working late, I was with other women. And not just one
woman either, but
I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife
looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you
the
poison?"
- » Q: What do a coffin and a condom
have in
common?
A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's
going.
- » What
is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
- » Yo mama so tall she tripped over
a rock
and hit her head on the moon.
- » Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my
girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three
or four weeks' time?
- » What do bees chew ?
Bumble gum !
- » Every time I tell my English Setter to stop
barking, it
never does!
What does it do?
It just stands on its
back two legs and quotes Shakespeare!
What?
Yeah, it says, "To
bark or not to bark that is the question!" and
keeps on barking!
- » What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?
A bookworm !