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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in
Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.
Losowe wpisy
- » What language do they speak
in Cuba
?
Cubic !
- » Q: What is the difference between a viola and a
trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the
trampoline.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette
!
Bette who ?
Bette of roses!
- » You said this horse could
jump as high as a
ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a
fence!
- » An office technician got a call from a
user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She
described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to
be
brought in and serviced.
He told her to "Unplug the power
cord and bring it up here and I will
fix it."
About fifteen
minutes later she shows up at his door with the power
cord in her
hand.
- » Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30
minutes for each question.
Pupil : How long for the answer sir
!
- » Two really
old guys decided they would go
out and try to play a round of
golf together. They get on the first
tee and the first old guy says to
the
second, "My eyesight
isn't what it used to be. Can you watch my ball
for
me?".
The
second guy says, "Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit."
So the first
old man steps up to the tee and really hits it. He turns
to
his
buddy and says, "Did you see it?".
"Sure!", says his
buddy.
"Where did it go?", the first guy asks.
The second old man thinks for a
minute and says, "I can't
remember."
- » What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch,
ouch!
A vampire with a rotten tooth.
- » What helps keep your teeth
together?
Toothpaste.
- » What do you call a witch who
drives
really badly?
A road hag.
- » A Catholic Priest and
a Rabbi were
chatting one day when the conversation turned to a
discussion of job
descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in
way of a promotion in your
job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well,
I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the
Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can
become Arch-Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the
Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it's
possible
for me to become a full Bishop." said the
Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, begining to get a
bit exasperated replied, "With some luck
and real hard work, maybe
I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the
Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots
and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the
right
places at the right times and play my political games just
right, maybe,
just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and
then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest.
"What do you expect me to become,
GOD?"
"Well," said the
Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
- » I just spotted a Chihuahua!
That wasn't very
nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!
- » Son: I can't go to school today.
Father:
Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel
well?
Son: In school!
- » A blonde was filling out an application form
for
a job. She promptly
filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE,
ADDRESS, etc. Then she came
to the column: SALARY
EXPECTED.
''Yes.''
- » Producer: Would you call your leading
lady ugly?
Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio
than on TV.