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- » Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !
- » Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !
- » Knock Knock Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ? Bing down the house !
- » What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !
- » Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
- » Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.
- » What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.
- » How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
- » Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
- » What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!
- » How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
- » What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.
- » Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !
- » Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
- » Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.