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Losowe wpisy
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice
!
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
- » Why did the bald man put a rabbit
on
his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
- » Why is it not safe to doze on trains?
Because they run over sleepers.
- » Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my
questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point
in me being
here!
- » How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
- » Two hikers are out hiking. All of a
sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear
starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first hiker gets his
sneakers out of his knapsack and starts
putting them on.
The
second hiker says, "What are you doing?"
The first responds, "I
figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll
have to jump down and
make a run for it."
The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you
know you can't outrun a
bear?
The first guy says, "I don't
have to outrun the bear... I only have
to outrun you!"
- » Yo mama
so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say "Wow,
is it Halloween already?"
- » Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It
wanted to get to the other site !
- » Why did your sister feed money to her cow
?
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
- » Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning
into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!
- » Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
!
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
- » Did you hear the one about the blonde who
thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
- » "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you
haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad
says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it
settles down!"
- » A monster walked into the council rent office
with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other.
You see, he was $15 in arrears.
- » What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?