Treść
What do angry rodents send each other at
Christmas
time ?
Cross mouse cards !
Losowe wpisy
- » Stay out of sight -
Lei Lo
- » How do you know that cats are sensitive
creatures?
They never cry over spilt milk !
- » What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
shark ?
A bird that will talk you ear off !
- » How do you start an insect race ?
One, two,
flea - go
- » Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook:
Where is it?
Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the
morgue the
merrier.
- » Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the
three men
to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was
that when
each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop
into the river
and drift out of sight
They put the first
cowboy in the noose, but he was so sweaty and greasy
he slipped out,
fell in the river and swam to freedom.
They tied the noose around
the second cowboy's head. He, too, oozed
out of the rope, dropped
into the river and got away.
As they dragged the third Texan to
the scaffold, he resisted, "Please!
Would yaw'l tighten that noose
a little bit? I can't swim!"
- » What do you get if you cross
a cat and a
gorilla ?
An animal that puts you out a night !
- » What's a parrot's favourite
game?
Monopoly!
- » Two young men were out in the woods on a
camping trip, when
the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed
there all day,
enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the
end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from
college
soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same
place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and
traveled to a spot near where they had
been years before. They
walked into the woods and before long came upon
a brook. One of the men
said to the other, "This is the place!".
The other replied, "No,
it's not!".
The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover
growing on the
bank on the other side.
To which the other
man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by
it's clover."
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Basket
!
Basket who ?
Basket home, it's nearly dark!
- » Fade Away
by Peter Out
- » When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official
demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a
hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the
foam."
Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled
fire in the
parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the
pin.
The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?"
In a
burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the
extinguisher at the blaze.
- » How do you get around fast on the bottom of
the sea?
Skates!
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axel
!
Axel who ?
Axel grease !
- » Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at
home."