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Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Podobne wpisy
Lawyer jokes - How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
Cow jokes - Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
Bus jokes - A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.
Spelling jokes - "Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
E-mail jokes - How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.
Beauty jokes - She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.
Car and train jokes - Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.
Cat jokes - What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !
Dirty jokes - An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." A ninety-year-old man was accused of raping a twenty-year-old. "So, did you do it?" his lawyer asked. "Of course not," the old man replied. "But I was so flattered, I pleaded guilty."
Dead and dying jokes - "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
Religious jokes - Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.
Rabbit jokes - What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!
Dirty jokes - Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."
Mouse jokes - What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
Blind jokes - The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. He turned very quickly, caught the bull by the horns and threw it to the ground with a bump that left it breathless. "Aidan," said the neighbor, "I never knew you were so strong." "Faith, and if I could have got that fella off the handlebars of the bicycle I'd have thrashed him properly."
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