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What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your
Ant!
Losowe wpisy
- » How come wrong numbers are never
busy?
- » There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and
ganja, mon!
- » Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her
hands tightly
over her ears?
A: She's trying to hold on to a
thought.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bunny
!
Bunny who ?
Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn
- » Does a dolphin ever do something by
accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise!
- » Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell
me all
about it!
- » What do you call a pig who's been
arrested for dangerous driving
?
A road hog !
- » What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
Paul,
stop monkeying around!
- » What powerful reptile is found in
the Sydney opera house ?
The Lizard of Oz !
- » What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry
?
A hoppercraft !
- » Two opposing county chairman were sharing
a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass
up
a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a
cab, I
give the driver a sizable tip and say, 'Vote Democratic.'"
His opponent said, "I have a better scheme, and it
doesn't cost
me a nickel. I don't give any tip at all. And when I
leave, I also
say, 'Vote Democratic.'"
- » Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a
vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck
leaks.
- » Fred: I'm sure I'm right.
Betty: You're
as right as rain - all wet!
- » Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I'll be sober !
- » Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch
in
her
family tree!