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Q: What is the difference between a banjo
and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
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- » What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
Monty Python!
- » Doctor: That deafness cure help your
brother?
Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years, and the
very day
after he took that medicine, he heard from America!
- » Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I
lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best
teacher in
the school
- » Why is a dog with a lame leg
like adding 6 and
7s?
He puts down the three and carries the one.
- » How did your mom know
you hadn't washed your
face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
- » Auntie Gladys
bought herself a new
rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for
a spin, but
after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got
out and
opened up the front of the car. 'Oh, Gladys,' said her
friend,
'you've lost your engine!'
'Never mind dear,' said auntie.
'I've got a spare one in the
trunk.'
- » But let's get real here guys, I mean who
exactly are we kidding
? A
husband controls his wife in much the
same manner as a barometer
controls the weather.
- » "I
caught a twenty pound salmon last
week."
"Were there any witnesses?"
"There sure were. If there
hadn't been, it would have been forty
pounds."
- » Why did the grape cross the road?
To get
away from the grapefruit.
- » Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head.
- » A skunk family had two little skunks
they called In
and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk,
Father Skunk and
young Out spent hours looking for him, getting
more worried all the time.
In the end the parents went home to
have a cup of tea, but Out said
he'd continue searching for a while.
Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following
behind
him.
'However did you find him?' asked Father
Skunk.
'In-stinct,' replied Out.
- » What did Cinderella Dolphin where to
the ball?
Glass flippers!
- » That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet!
- » What's the chilliest ground in the premiership
?
Cold Trafford !
- » How did the fish's tail get stuck in
the
anchor chain?
It was just a fluke!