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What do you call an aardvark that's been
thrown out of a
pub?
A barredvark!
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troubled.
"Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger.
"If my
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on Sunday ?
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be
brought in and serviced.
He told her to "Unplug the power
cord and bring it up here and I will
fix it."
About fifteen
minutes later she shows up at his door with the power
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Who's there !
Bless
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Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !
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care of her husband.
When he was slipping in and out of a
coma for several months, she
stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to, he motioned for her
to come nearer.
As she
sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all
through the bad times.
"When I got fired, you were there to support
me. When my business
failed, you were there. When I got shot, you
were by my side. When we lost
the house, you gave me support. When
my health started failing, you
were still by my side.
"You
know what?"
"What, dear?" his wife asked gently.
"I
think you bring me bad luck."
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man who arranged the loans.
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a
cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to
lunch.'
'Can I speak
to Tonto, then?' asked the man.