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Two police officers saw this old woman
staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too
much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just
drive
her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the
officers
gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove
through the streets
they kept asking the woman where she lived, all she
would say as she
stroked the officers arm is "Your Passionate" They
drove awhile longer
and asked again, again the same response as she
stroked his arm "Your
Passionate". The officers were getting a
little upset so they stopped
the car and said to the woman, Look we
have driven around this City for
two hours and you still haven't told
us where you live. She replied I
keep trying to tell you: "Your
Passin It!"
Losowe wpisy
- » There was a blonde who was at an all blonde
football game.
At halftime she was called down to answer questions
to see
if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10
plus 11?
She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry
thats
incorrect.
All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her
another chance,
give
her another chance!" So the host agrees and
said, "ok how about 5
plus 5."
She answers and says 20. Again
all the blondes chanted give her another
chance,
give her another
chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last
chance,
what
is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her
another chance
give her another chance!
- » What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in
boots !
- » Which ghost sailed the seven seas
looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
- » Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the
ghost office.
- » Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the
winternet.
- » Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert
Antstein !
- » How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped
you to set up your computer?
With dog diskettes!
- » Q:
What did the emu say to the
nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
- » A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
sweets.
The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?,
I've
never seen anyone so hideous as you before"
"Young man" she
replied. " I didn't come here to be insulted"
"Really", he said,
"Where do you usually go ?"
- » Why do tomcats fight ?
Because they like
raising a stink !
- » Where are most fish found ?
Between the
head and the tail !
- » Q: Did you hear about the
Polak who thought
his wife was trying to
kill him?
A: On her dressing table he
found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
- » Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love
the sound
of rain on your roof?"
- » But let's get real here guys, I mean who
exactly are we kidding
? A
husband controls his wife in much the
same manner as a barometer
controls the weather.
- » Tuba Player: Did you hear
my last
recital?
Friend: I hope so.