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What do you call an aardvark in a frying
pan?
A lardvark!
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had received, so
he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would
you
take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything but
my earrings."
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Overstuffed.
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before
supper.
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an eighth
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You can't get the shower curtain closed.
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Barber:
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sir?
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- » A blonde bought a brand new car and decided
to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She
reached
there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she
decided to
return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.
But she
didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day
either. When she
finally reached home on the third day, her distraught
mother ran and
asked her what happened?
She got out,
obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
"These car designers
are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but
only one for
going back!"
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when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not paying," said the
duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm
not breaking it."
"I've
spent my last buck," said the deer.
"Then the duck'll have to pay,"
said the skunk.
"Getting here cost me my last scent."
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asked the
tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an
honest man, and a lawyer." The
inscriber insisted that
such an
inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to
think
that three men
were buried under the stone. However he suggested an
alternative: He
would inscribe, "Here
lies a man who was both
honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone
walked by the
tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's
Strange!"
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