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What do you call an aardvark that plays
poker?
A cardvark!
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- » Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and
one
says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last
night?"
A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my
fife."
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby
who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !
- » While practicing
auto-rotations during a
military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes
up and lands
on its tail rotor.
The landing is so hard it breaks off the tail
boom. However, the
chopper fortunately remains upright on its
skids, sliding down the runway,
doing 360s.
As the Cobra slides
past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of
sparks, this radio
exchange takes place:
Tower: "Sir, do you need any
assistance?"
Cobra: "I don't know, Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."
- » Where do bees go on holiday ?
Stingapore
!
- » Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the
street.
- » What
happened to the man who tried
to cross a lioin with a goat ?
He had to get a new goat !
- » What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas
song?
Jungle bells.
- » Why is a psychiatrist like a
squirrel?
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
- » Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
- » How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
No
problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens.
You must have
a very large chicken house.
- » Tom had this problem of getting up late in
the
morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and
threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom
went to
his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it
before he went to
bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the
morning by almost
two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove
cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, " The pill actually
worked!"
"That's all fine" said the boss, " But where were you
yesterday?"
- » The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune
- » Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy monster: Yes -
it's green and wrinkly !
- » A kindly old lady came across a little boy
sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?'
she
asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a
bicycle and a
new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party
with crisps and
jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. .
.' and he had to
stop talking because he was crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'
- » Yo mama so lazy that she came in
last
place in a recent snail marathon.