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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks
can't?
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
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cricket
match?
Because they're both stopped by the rein.
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vampire who had an
eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back pocket.
- » How can you tell if someone who's having a
temper tantrum is on the phone?
You get a tizzy signal!
- » A blonde bought a brand new car and decided
to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She
reached
there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she
decided to
return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.
But she
didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day
either. When she
finally reached home on the third day, her distraught
mother ran and
asked her what happened?
She got out,
obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
"These car designers
are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but
only one for
going back!"
- » Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
A: Because they
can spell it.
- » "I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm sorry sir."
she replied. "He's out right now, but..."
"Thank you,"
interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient.
"When will he be out
again ?"
- » What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
its
back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !
- » Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass
but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the
grass!
- » When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he's got
ants in his pants!
- » My
friend is so stupid he thinks
that an autograph is a chart showing sales
figures for cars.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al
!
Al who ?
Al lied !
- » Why would someone in jail want to catch the
measles?
So he could break out.
- » Yo mama so short she can play handball on the
curb.
- » A cat and a mouse died on the same
day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them
'How do you like it so far?'
The mouse replied 'It's
great, but can I get a pair of roller
skates?' God said 'Sure', and
he gave him a pair of roller skates.
The next day God saw the
cat and asked him 'How do you like it up here
so far?' and the cat
replied 'Great, I didn't know you had meals on
wheels up
here!'
- » Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!