
Treść
During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young
girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy.
As they
sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed
a
baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then
turned around and went downstream. After it had gone some distance, it
turned again and came back.
"Do you see that baseball cap?"
said the girl. "First it goes
downstream, then turns around and
comes back."
"Oh, that's my dad," replied the boy. "This morning
he said that
come hell or high water, he was going to cut the grass
today."
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