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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Losowe wpisy
- » A regular at Bob's Bar
came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that
appeared extremely painful.
"Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.
"Who gave those beauties to you?"
"Nobody gave them to me," said
Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for
both of them."
- » Why was the hen banned from sending
e-mails?
She was always using fowl language.
- » What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A
petticoat !
- » I walked into a bar the
other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brought out a guy who
looked just like me.
- » How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
That's
wrong.
That's what you asked for, isn't it?
- » A number twelve walks into a
bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't
serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number
twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18," replies
the barman.
- » What type of music do lightning bolts listen
to?
-Rock and Roll
- » What did the baby owl's parents say when he
wanted
to go to a party?
You're not owld enough.
- » How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking !
- » There are bats hanging of a branch
upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this
one?
- I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then
he
fainted.
- » Mother
to daughter advice: Cook a man a
fish and you feed him for a day. But
teach a man to fish and you get
rid of him for the whole weekend.
- » Q: What is the definition of a Soviet
String
Quartet?
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
- » Martin ended a letter to his
dad with this
question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar
bill?'
His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?'
Martin
answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen
one!'
- » What do you get when you cross a pig with a
canary?
I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and
sings, all
your lights go out
- » Did you hear
about the stupid
water-polo player?
His horse drowned . . .