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Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage
In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
Losowe wpisy
- » Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was
always horsing around.
- » What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
- » If Microsoft built cars you would need to
restart your car,
then it would perform illegal operations and
crash.
- » First cannibal: I don't know
what to
make of my husband these days.
Second cannibal: How about a curry?
- » A little
old lady shaking violently as she
walks in to the pharmacy asks the
salesperson "do you sell
vibrators". Surprised by the request, the sales
person says yes! The little
old lady says: "Well, how do you turn the
damn things off!"
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asia
!
Asia who ?
Asia mum in?
- » How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
- » Women dream of world peace, a safe environment,
and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in a
lift with the Spice girls.
- » People keep telling me I'm beautiful.
What
vivid imaginations some people have.
- » What kind of dog sounds
like you can eat it
?
A sausage dog !
- » One day while a blonde was out
driving her
car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her
pull over
into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of
chalk
and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the
middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and
slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man
angrier so
he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even
harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The
blonde is now
laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her
what's so funny.
The blonde giggled and replied, "When you weren't
looking, I stepped
out of the circle three times!"
- » Student: "Would it be possible to
install
Arabic language support on those computers?"
Computer Teacher: "In
order to use Arabic language in Windows, you
must install an Arabic
graphic card. So I don't think we could do
that."
- » Three Republicans walk into a bar.
The
bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."
The Republicans
say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.
- » The head Counselor gathered all the campers
together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order!
Order!'
In a flash someone shouted out, 'Hamburger, coke and
fries!'
- » Diner: May I please have a glass of
water?
Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?
Diner: No, I want to see if my neck
leaks.