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What do you call an road construction
aardvark?
A tarredvark!
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- » Little monster: Mom I've finished.
Can I
leave the table?
Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.
- » What do you call a pen with no hair
?
A bald point !
- » A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging
the
dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks,
"What are
you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking
around."
- » What do you get if you cross an elephant with
the
Internet?
I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
- » Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat
Ball!
- » What did General
Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.
- » Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Mortal: What is a million dollars
like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Mortal: Can I have a
penny?
God: Just a second.
- » Doctor, Doctor Have you got something
for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit
yourself in the head. Then
you'll have a bad headache.
- » Waiter, waiter!
There's a spider in my
soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir,
he's frightened of
them, too.
- » Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and
PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clown
!
Clown who ?
Clown for the count !
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apollo
!
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
- » Recently
a teacher, a garbage
collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the
Pearly Gates. St.
Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven,
they would each
have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and
asked, "What was the name of the
ship that crashed into the
iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered
quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter
let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven
didn't
*really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him,
decided to
make the question a little harder: "How many people died
on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen
the movie. "1,228,"
he answered.
"That's right! You may
enter."
St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
- » Two women, who are dog owners,
are arguing
which dog is smarter.
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he
waits for the
paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper
and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know.
First one:
How?
Second one: My dog told me.
- » I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensive toilet
water. It cost 20.
20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could
have had some of ours
for free!