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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
Cupigs!
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- » A
system programmer came home from work
almost at dawn and told his wife
enthusiastically: "Tonight I have
installed a new release of MVS/ESA
together with VM/CMS and
CICS/VS".
"G.O.O.D" answered his wife.
- » How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
The
elephant remembers.
- » What
happened when Dr Frankenstein
swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
- » yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
a
pack of hot dogs
- » Why did the dog's owner think his dog
was a
great mathematician?
When he asked the dog what six minus six was,
the dog said
nothing.
- » A man walked into an appliance store and asked
the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One
dollar," the clerk replied. "You've got to be kidding." "Look, Mac,"
the
clerk said, "do you want it or not?" Of course, the customer
gave him
a dollar. On the way out with his incredible bargain, the
suctomer saw
a big frost-free refrigerator with automatic ice maker.
"How much for
that?" he asked the clerk. "Fifty cents," came the
reply. The
customer forked over the half dollar, saying, "What the
heck is going on
here?" "Nothing is goining on here," the clerk
snapped. "But my boss
is at my house with my wife. And what he's doing
to her, I'm doing to
his business."
- » "Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions,"
said the father. "I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd
asked as many questions when I was a boy."
"Perhaps," said
the boy, "you'd've been able to answer some of
mine."
- » Why do people leave letters at the football
ground ?
They want to catch the last goal-post !
- » Why do cats chase birds ?
For a lark !
- » Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!
- » Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
a biscuit
?
They are both ginger nuts !
- » Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To
get to the chick across the street!
- » "Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a
Ph.D."
"What does Ph.D. stand for?"
"in his case, Pin-headed Dope."
- » Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cindy
!
Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cuba
!
Cuba who ?
Cuba wood !