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Political jokes
If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!
Podobne wpisy
Blonde jokes - Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Cow jokes - Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Monster jokes - What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.
Mouse jokes - What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
Music jokes - Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
Hair and bald jokes - A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
Pig jokes - What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"
Internet jokes - I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......
Computer jokes - Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
Weather jokes - The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
Beauty jokes - My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
Insect jokes - Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
Political jokes - Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
Pig jokes - The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !
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