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Political jokes

Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment. A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra lightbulb.
Podobne wpisy
Humor jokes - Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
Rabbit jokes - What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
Food jokes - A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
Internet jokes - Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !
Bird jokes - What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.
Ethnic jokes - Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
Dentist jokes - "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"
Blonde jokes - A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh i know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!
Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then
Aardvark jokes - Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto
Space jokes - What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
Cannibal jokes - First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
Cat jokes - What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
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