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What are four hundred rabbits
hopping
backwards?
A receding hare line.
Losowe wpisy
- » Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
He
was booed off stage.
- » Son:
What is an autobiography?
Father:
Er, the story of an automobile.
- » It seems a gentleman had too
much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a
state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a
straight
line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out
a ticket
and had just given it to the driver before an accident in
the opposite
lane took his attention to more important
matters.
The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming
back to
him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the
morning by a
knock at the door, created by two more state
troopers.
"Are you Mr. Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that he
was.
"Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the
influence?" Again, the man admitted that was he.
"And what did
you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied
that he drove his
car home and went to bed.
"Where is your car now?" the t
roopers enquired. The man answered that
it was in the
garage.
"May we see the car?" asked the troopers. The man answered, "Sure,"
and opened the garage.
Inside the garage was the state
troopers car.
- » What person strives to ensure safety for
horses?
Ralph Neighder!
- » Q:
What will Bill's favorite retail
outlet be after his economic
blueprint takes effect?
A: Everything's
$100.
- » You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do
you?
No. They can't afford the admission.
- » Women are like computers -- even your smallest
mistakes are
stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
- » Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of
tune?
A: The bow is moving.
- » There once was a German schoolteacher. She went
to England
to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted
to use
the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a
messenger
boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house
knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter, he wrote a
response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse
read:
The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while, so she
was
not able to go for 3 years. The WC can hold up to 300 people at
one
time. The people complained about the hard wooden seats so
instead soft,
plush seats were made. I have reserved for you the best
seat where
EVERYONE can see you!
- » Why did the piglets do badly in
school?
They were all slow loiners.
- » What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run - she is still holding the grenade!
- » Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
- » Have you seen www.apathy.com?
No, and
quite honestly I can't be bothered.
- » A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an
M L."
The bartender says, "What's an M L?"
The
brunette says, "A Miller Light."
Another brunette walks in and
says, "Gimme a B L"
The bartender says, "What's a B L?"
She says, "Bud Light."
A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a
15."
The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"
The
blonde says, "7&7, duh!"
- » A policeman had a perfect spot
to watch for
speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the
problem-a 10-year old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign
which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD." The officer then found a young
accomplice down the road with
a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of
change.