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Joe?
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- » When they arrived at the therapist's
office, the
therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for
discussion. "What seems
to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held
his long face down
without anything to say. On the other hand, the
wife began talking 90
miles and hour describing all the wrongs
within their marriage.
After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening
to the wife, the therapist
went over to her, picked her up by her
shoulders, kissed her
passionately for several minutes, and sat her
back down. Afterwards, the wife sat
there - speechless.
He
looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had
happened. The therapist spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at
least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and
replied, "I can have her here on
Tuesdays and Thursdays."
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The
foxtrot !
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into
a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts
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twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while
the
other psychologist looks old, worried and withered.
The
older looking one asks the other, "What's your secret? Listening
to
other people's problems every day, all day long, for years on end,
has made an old man of me."
The younger looking one replies, "Who
listens?"
- » Smith goes to
see his supervisor in the
front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy
house-cleaning at home
tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic
and the garage,
moving and hauling stuff."
"We're
short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you
the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
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wife
won't give him a
divorce until she figures out a way of
doing it without making him a
happy man.
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Lighting Technicians
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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