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On
the airplane on his way back to Rome,
the Pope was doing a crossword
puzzle. After a while, he turned the
the bishop sitting next to him and
said,
"What's a four -letter
word ending in "unt" which means "woman"?
The bishop said,
"Did
you try "aunt"?
The Pope said,
"Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?"
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