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What does a Chinese restaurant
serve
for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls!
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in
a room full of bank directors?
A: A superior being.
- » Where do sharks come
from?
Sharkago!
- » Why were the two managers sitting around
sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It was a cup draw!
- » A realty salesman had just closed his first
deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was
completely
under water.
"That customer's going to come back here
pretty mad," he said to his
boss. "Should I give him his money
back?"
"Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are
you? Get
out there and sell him a houseboat."
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have just received the "Kentucky
Virus"!!!
As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus
works on
the honor system.
Please delete all the files on
your hard drive, and manually forward
this virus to everyone on your
mailing list.
Thanks for your cooperation.
- » Q:
Did you hear about the blonde who
dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great until she found out
she would have to perform
the Hymenlick Manuever.
- » What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no
hair?
A bald beagle!
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becca
!
Becca who ?
Becca the net !
- » A drunk man
who smelled like a beer sat
down on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was
stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and
a half empty
bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
opened his
newspaper and began to read. After a few minutes the man
turned to
the priest and asked 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The
priest replies 'My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap
wicked women, too much alcohol and comtempt for your fellow man'
'Well I'll be darned' the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper.
The priest thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and
apologised. 'I'm sorry to come on so strong. How long have you had
arthritis?'
'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading
here that the Pope
does.'
- » The garbage men were just about to leave the
street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some
cardboard
boxes.
'Am I too late for the garbage ?' she
called.
'No,' replied one of the men, 'jump right in !'
- » Why did the witch go to the
psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her.
- » "Are you a
member of any organized
political party?"
"No. I'm a Republican."
- » A
man walks into a bar
and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets
it down. While he
is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and
steals the pint
of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man
asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the
piano
player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you
know
your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum
it, I'll play it."
- » "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas
tie?" "He said it was too tight."
- » Teacher: Why are you picking your
nose in
class ?
Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !